WEIRD SHIT I DO
- •Wake up with my hand in my pantsIs this normal????? It's an every morning thing
- •Lunge from my bed to the bathroom in the morningI want a juicy booty and those sexy shiny tan thighs. I'll let you know when it starts working.
- •Pop face/chest/boob/back zitsMeh
- •Eat chocolate and drink coffee for breakfastI'm an adult I swear
- •Inspect my eye boogers and nose boogersYou're a liar if you say you don't pick your nose and I won't hear any excuses
- •Pull mascara off my eye lashesI always end up ripping out a few too.
- •Play with my belly fat/thigh fatI like to make animated sounds too
- •Sit on my couch shirtless & pantslessIt's a good life!