What it's like at a ballet recital

  1. Put on more makeup than is appropriate for a 9-year-old
    Then add more
  2. Stretch your feet
    If you don't cry, you're not doing it hard enough
  3. Get carried so your ballet shoes stay clean
  4. Get carried so no grass stains
  5. Pose
    And smile like your life depends on it
  6. EAT