1. Put on more makeup than is appropriate for a 9-year-old
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    Then add more
  2. Stretch your feet
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    If you don't cry, you're not doing it hard enough
  3. Get carried so your ballet shoes stay clean
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  4. Get carried so no grass stains
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  5. Pose
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    And smile like your life depends on it
  6. EAT
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