Little things that, if eliminated, would probably improve my quality of life
  1. Running into people in the bathroom
  2. Mayo as a condiment
  3. Overly forced happy hours
  4. Articles from Elite Daily and the like
  5. People who think they're super empathetic and go out of their way to try to prove it to you
  6. Guns
  7. Poor estimates of time
  8. Inappropriate yelling
  9. Actually, most yelling
  10. That fat, horizontally-oriented piece of plastic on clothing tags that often requires extra tugging and/or cutting to break free
  11. Dull pencils
  12. Descriptions of others' dreams
  13. Discussion about the weather
  14. Mushy apples
  15. Huge birthday dinners