Things to Do on a Bus

  1. Nap in odd interrupted spurts
  2. Send emails
  3. Stream Netflix at a slow speed and fuzzy quality
  4. Smell other people's food
  5. Avoid the bathroom in the rear of the coach
  6. Feel v tall when looking out the window at cars
  7. Guess fellow passengers' occupations
  8. Listen to obtrusive phone calls 🙄
  9. Bask in your mildly nauseated glory