CELEB CRUSHES IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER
Queen of the "niche crush"
- •Captain Von TrappDat whistle tho.
- •Zigzag from Holes"have you told him about the lizards?"
- •Johnny Depp (Edward Scissorhands and Chocolat)I saved his 'Inside the Actor's Studio' on our TiVo and watched a cool 400 times.
- •Coach TaylorEyelashes. Moral compass. Scowling.
- •Dermot MulroneyHe sure made that baseball tee in 'Must Love Dogs' look good.
- •Jean Ralphio (aka Ben Schwartz)The bigger the hair the closer to God.
- •Alexander PayneCorrectly uses the word "verisimilitude" in interviews.
- •Reza AslanWho said religion scholars can't be heartthrobs?
- •Marc MaronAngry. Neurotic. Cats.
- •Anthony BourdainSunglasses strut. Drunk on a tuk tuk.