Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. I don't need to explain why I keep this on my phone
    Because duh.
  2. Deep thoughts about My Best Friend's Wedding
    Another 3 "TWENTY EIGHT"s and a bunch of skull emojis are cut off
  3. That time we were second on the iTunes Charts
    Radio isn't dead!
  4. Best email spam I ever got
    And I for sure do have those qualities
  5. Email from my boss
    In response to me asking to take my birthday off from work
  6. Last graph of my favorite modern love essay
  7. Alexander Payne laughing
  8. Possible tattoo
  9. 2016, man.