THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT DO WHEN AWAY FROM YOUR SMALL LIBERAL ARTS CAMPUS

Just a friendly suggestion for those grocery shopping in crocs whilst home for the summer
  1. talk about neoliberalism as a method of making friends
  2. cry when someone is a libertarian
  3. talk about how little you sleep as a method of making friends
  4. Use a goth queen aesthetic to land boys
  5. Ask every brown person if they are related to/physically are Mindy Kaling