If there's anything I hate more than long ass meetings where nothing gets accomplished, it's long ass meetings over the phone where nothing gets accomplished. Here are just a few of the things I'd rather do with my time.
  1. Have a beer
  2. Make a li.st
  3. Castrate a bull
  4. Watch Dude, Where's My Car? sober
  5. Have a pelvic exam
  6. Try beekeeping
  7. Anything
  8. Everything