I used to be so easy going. Something changed as I approached and passed 30. Either way, Im pretty sure I'm right on all of these.
  1. Tipping
    Charge me more for my food and pay your staff a fair living wage.
  2. Encores
    They are patronizing and I will leave before you come back out.
  3. The word "clearly"
    Unless it's preceded by "I can see" and followed by "now the rain is gone" it just sounds condescending.
  4. Pears
    The best possible pear is just an apple that you would probably throw away.