TOP 7 WORST BIRDS
They are all awful, but these ones are the worst.
- •ShoebillA member of the stork family, but instead of delivering babies, it allows its own young fight to the death in an aviary version of the hunger games. What a piece of shit.
- •DuckMales: for their extraordinarily long, twisted, barbed penises as well their propensity for necrophilia (a rarity in the animal kingdom). Females: for their often reciprocating vaginas.
- •StingrayNot technically a bird, but they killed Steve Irwin, so they deserve to be on this list.
- •HummingbirdRelax, dudes.
- •BeeWho cares if you go extinct, anyway? We will program drones to pollinate trees and they'll be way more effective than you. Plus, who has a drone ever hurt?
- •Golden eagleGoogle: "eagle throws goat off cliff." Maybe throwing up into your babies' mouths causes them to grow up to be assholes. Just a theory.
- •Ostrich"It can kill you, and they are quick, and I just think they are the creepiest of all of them" -Sallie