1. What if it's not cool enough?
  2. Will anyone even see it?
    It says that none of my friends have the app but I know at least one does
  3. I thought I was really cool for being the first of my friends to have it
    Only to find out that may not be the case
  4. Do I sound paranoid?
  5. Should I stop this madness and make a list about hocus pocus?