Things I Do Not Approve Of

  1. Excessive emojis used unironically
    Lookin' at you mom
  2. Minions
    Please stop.
  3. Not listening to Christmas music in July
    This needs to change
  4. People judging me for listening to Christmas music in July
    How About Maybe You Chill ? 👌🏻
  5. Capitalizing every word in a sentence
  6. Children
    Obnoxious
  7. Old people
    Equally as obnoxious
  8. Skittles
  9. People who give out fruit on Halloween