WEIRD ART DEPARTMENT RELATED TEXTS

These come from a bunch of different folks and most of these come totally out of the blue. Months without speaking and then... this. My job is really weird.
  1. "Hey! super random question. shooting a faux 90s phone sex style bit for some friends tomorrow, looking to get some cheap purposefully tacky things like japanese divider screens, lucite pedestals, etc. any thoughts on people / places close to our studio for that?"
  2. "Where would one acquire fogger juice on a sunday…tomorrow….a holiday weekend…."
  3. "Where do you get your fake Babies? I mean the finest fake babies…."
  4. "What about a white taxidermy house cat?"
  5. "Any chance you have any pictures on your phone of your beautiful baked goods - I need a cupcake / cake pic for a set"