THINGS THAT ANNOY ME IN RESTAURANTS

  1. Excessively icy water
  2. Loud music -especially when all you can hear is the bass beat
  3. Unnaturally loud conversationalists at the table next to you
  4. Menu descriptions that omit key ingredients - especially CILANTRO
  5. Weak coffee
  6. Being asked if I'm still working on it
  7. Rice being cooked (unnecessarily) in chicken broth
  8. Related to above: not enough veggie options
  9. Drinks served in these
  10. Fake maple syrup