I Should Be Sleeping but Instead I'm Wondering Why...

I got into bed ~to 15 minutes ago. These are my questions.
  1. Does Apple default to the timer instead of the alarm clock?
  2. What ever happened to my parents Sony Dream Machine?
  3. Do dream machines dream?
  4. What do they dream of?
  5. What time do the NPR morning folks wake up and get to work?
  6. Who wakes up to a shock jock DJ (in 2015)?
  7. How does Bernie Sanders wake up?
  8. Does Lincoln Chaffee dream?
  9. What is more likely to happen: me falling asleep or this list ending?