Rejected Descriptors From My Online Dating Profiles

I am...
  1. Dive bars and think tanks.
  2. Arcades and art galleries.
  3. Fine dining and karaoke.
  4. A brainy pop-culture mash-up that rejects all paradigms which don't recognize the subjectivity of consensus reality.
  5. Gen X to the core.
  6. The one that gets away.