Requested by sam noling

why I am terrorized by my cat

  1. His eyes contain the essence of pure evil
  2. He is much faster than me, and always well rested
  3. He has night vision
  4. This is what cats do in the wild
  5. This is what happens when you pet him anymore than three times
  6. I can tell when we watch movies together he is always rooting for the bad guys