Requested by @sammi29
  1. His eyes contain the essence of pure evil
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  2. He is much faster than me, and always well rested
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  3. He has night vision
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  4. This is what cats do in the wild
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  5. This is what happens when you pet him anymore than three times
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  6. I can tell when we watch movies together he is always rooting for the bad guys
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