1. "I just love tapping into people's antisemitism" -kerry
  2. "I prefer strangling" - Jenna
  3. "Drinking bottled water is like drinking alcohol because it's like wow" - kerry
  4. "I'm gonna fucking water board you" - Camille
  5. "I don't wanna make picture frames with two lady RAs, their cycles are gonna sync up right in front of me." - kerry
  6. "I pierced my husband's ear. I said, "let's get drunk and I'll just do it." That was a long time ago, when an earring in your left ear meant you were a leftist." - sociology professor
  7. "Would you still be friends with me if I didn't have a jaw" - Natalie