1. Wearing chinos, flats, a loose button-up and a sky high pony makes me feel like a 40yo mother of 3 who drives a black SUV and is ruthless with a shopping cart
    I feel like I just described Lynette Scavo from Desperate Housewives.
  2. It's beneficial (and altogether common sense) to have 3 sets of keys on the 1 keychain
    I mean, I don't even know how I've just come to this - it's no wonder I'm always missing a set every time I switch up my bags.
  3. Nobody is worth your tears
    But sometimes you need to let it out.
  4. I'm actually going to miss my parents
    They're going away tomorrow, and I've left them before, but having them leave me is giving me separation anxiety. Also I'm 26.
  5. I need to stop overthinking my lists
    That's why I've been so AWOL these past few weeks - procrastinating on my lists because I'm way too worried about what would make an acceptable list and what would not. Like my dad says, you just have to "Nike" it.