WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT OF

  1. 3-button jeans
  2. The 1-inch zipper on 3-button jeans
  3. Toe rings
  4. Body chains
  5. Powdered eggs
  6. The side of salad you get with your deep-fried fish and chips
  7. English class if people are still using your/you're interchangeably
  8. Pizza crusts
  9. The "girl squad" movement
    Wasn't this the whole point of Mean Girls?
  10. Nosebleed seats
  11. Crocs