MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF/ REACTIONS TO MY NAME, RANKED

it's pronounced no-amy, like amy but no, or Naomi backwards.
  1. 1.
    "When I first heard your name I thought you'd be black."
  2. 2.
    "There's NO Amy here!"
  3. 3.
    "NOemi or YESemi?"
  4. 4.
    "Were you supposed to be Naomi like how Oprah was supposed to be Orpah?"
  5. 5.
    "That's a Japanese name, isn't it?"
    It's French. I'm not French, my parents just liked the name.
  6. 6.
    "That's not a name."