THINGS I ALWAYS DO WHEN I GO TO THE MALL
The Mall at Short Hills, if you really wanna know
- •Park in the same lot regardless of where I'm planning to shop.
- •Debate whether to preemptively get coffee or wait until I need a caffeine joltThen I get coffee first, struggle with what to do with it while I sift through racks, and end up throwing it out and buying another one later.
- •Send snapchats of myself in hats I will never buy.
- •Simultaneously keep my eyes peeled for acquaintances I don't want to run into, and keep my head down in case they are doing the same."Oh my gosh it's been forever! When was the last time I saw you? You should check out J. Crew, they're having a great sale!!"
- •Visit the same 4 stores, get overwhelmed by everything I like but am too lazy to try on, and leave.A penny saved is a penny earned.