WHAT I BUY ON MY BIMONTHLY TRADER JOES TRIP

"does bimonthly mean once every two months or twice a month? whatever" is a thought I have every time I use that word
  1. Wine
    Strictly two buck chuck
  2. Mahi mahi burgers
    Find them in the frozen section, they're delicious
  3. A million kinds of bars and nut mixes that I will never eat
  4. Raisin rosemary crackers
    4-5 boxes, depending on my hunger level
  5. As many samples as I can manage before the staff recognizes me