Headlines I Imagine I'd See About Myself If I Was A Celebrity

Inspired by @sarahmccoy
  1. You'll Never Believe What Noemi Looks Like Without Makeup!
  2. Noemi is Still Single and Ready to Mingle
  3. Spotted: Noemi Deep Throating Tacos
    (The real kind in two small tortillas, not a taco shell)
  4. TBT: Here's an Exclusive Picture of Noemi Doing a Keg-stand!
  5. These Before and After Pictures of Noemi's Weight Loss Will Shock You To Your Very Core
    (Still working on the 'after')