1. 8 hours of sleep is the biggest luxury the the whole wide zzzzzzz
  2. How weird other moms are
  3. Sitting down for a meal will never happen again
  4. The panic you feel when a little person comes in your room at an ungodly hour
  5. How silly/funny/entertaining I can be
  6. How valuable other moms friends are (not the aforementioned ones)
  7. How many holiday crafts I would have to make
  8. How many school "art" projects I would throw away
  9. How it feels to be a hero to someone everyday