1. Start printing curse words
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    It's time. "Bullshit" is a start, but we need more. Not only do substitutes often muddle up the meaning, it just makes for awkward copy.
  2. Let your reporters use the word "I" once in a while
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    "On several days last week, one could observe..." C'mon. We know it's you observing.
  3. Allow your links to nicely unfurl on Slack
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    As of now they just stay sorry spare little links and as a result, people miss them!