A Few Gentle Suggestions for the New York Times

  1. Start printing curse words
    It's time. "Bullshit" is a start, but we need more. Not only do substitutes often muddle up the meaning, it just makes for awkward copy.
  2. Let your reporters use the word "I" once in a while
    "On several days last week, one could observe..." C'mon. We know it's you observing.
  3. Allow your links to nicely unfurl on Slack
    As of now they just stay sorry spare little links and as a result, people miss them!