Three Dudes I Encountered on the Subway Today

It was a weird morning.
  1. 1.
    Extremely good looking guy, maybe Latino or mixed, early 20s, whine-humming "My Heart Will Go On"
  2. 2.
    20something white guy with a top-heavy blond hairdo, who shoved himself next to me while reading Clockwork Orange
    At first it seemed rude but as our legs rubbed against each other it felt viscerally sexual, maybe because I hadn't gotten laid in several days. When a horde of people cleared out at Jay st., he slid away from me as soon as he could, shattering my Missed Connections fantasies.
  3. 3.
    Black guy with tiny dreds, a tattoo of a marijuana leaf on his calf, dressed in all black, meticulously cutting the zipper off the leather jacket