5 SHAMELESS (AND CLICHE) REPUBLICAN PLUGS

How many different ways can these motherfuckers tell us that they started from the bottom?
  1. "As the son of immigrants who swam across 8 states"
  2. "How can Hillary Clinton lecture me on living paycheck to paycheck, I've wiped my own ass 72 times"
  3. "During FaceTime with Jesus..."
  4. "If raising unemployment by .8% over a 30 year record doesn't make me qualified, I don't know what will"
  5. "To my lovely wife of 209 years and our 56 children ..."