WAYS IN WHICH THIS WEEK WAS PURE UNADULTERATED SHIT

  1. A homeless man flashed me...again
  2. Everyone at my new job knows I have no idea what I'm doing
  3. Caught the D train just in time *phew*....only to realize it was taking me deeper into Brooklyn on the wrong side
  4. My hair and nails looked atrocious...again
  5. I couldn't go anywhere without hearing about Donald Trump
  6. My VP asked me for 2 lines describing myself and what important projects I've worked on in the past and it took me 3 days to write.
  7. Another black man shot by police in Ferguson
  8. Excel made it super duper clear that is does NOT fuck with me...like...not in the slightest
  9. It's still not over.