ACTUAL THINGS MY HOUSEMATES HAVE SAID

tru fax
  1. "I want to meet your Grandma!" / "You have, you thought she was a man."
  2. "Guys I get really hot when I do my hair...
  3. ... it's because of the heat."
  4. "Jokes on you! I already HAVE dandruff!"
    In response to an unwelcome discussion with another housemate about why it is imperative that she change hair products.
  5. "HO!"
    Daily, comes in many forms — often with an exasperated sigh.
  6. "You don't clean poop to kill time?"
    Context: Rabbit Maintenance