ACTUAL THINGS MY HOUSEMATES HAVE SAID
- •"I want to meet your Grandma!" / "You have, you thought she was a man."
- •"Guys I get really hot when I do my hair...
- •... it's because of the heat."
- •"Jokes on you! I already HAVE dandruff!"In response to an unwelcome discussion with another housemate about why it is imperative that she change hair products.
- •"HO!"Daily, comes in many forms — often with an exasperated sigh.
- •"You don't clean poop to kill time?"Context: Rabbit Maintenance