1. Most places
  2. The State of Wyoming
  3. Disneyland
    Exceptions: Disney park employees, handsome but lonely men
  4. Las Vegas
  5. Coachella
    Exception: the bands, a magically selected number of people whose dance moves make me feel graceful, a man giving away hot dogs and cold water for free
  6. Brunch
  7. The Vatican
    Exception: the pope