RESTAURANTS WE ALMOST PICKED FOR DINNER TONIGHT IN WEST HOLLYWOOD (AND THE ONE WE DID PICK!)

Plus the reasons we didn't go.
  1. Bludso's
    Because "you always smell like BBQ for three days after eating there" and "the hot links are murderrrrrr"
  2. Mud Hen Tavern
    "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
  3. Plan Check
    "Hm hm hm"
  4. Mercado
    "Ehh"
  5. Winner: Midtown Bar and Kitchen
    Because we didn't know anything about it, so how could we say no? (Edit: we should have said no, it was terrible)