Definitive Ranking of the Jurassic Park Franchise
One of the few franchises in the history of film in which all of the movies are legitimately watchable.
- •Jurassic ParkOf course the original is the best! The original tremors and cup of water? The sheer 90s-ness of the outfits? The outrage over the project idea in the first place? All amazing and classic.
- •Jurassic WorldThe CG is breathtaking. Chris Pratt is undeniably lovable. And somehow we're now rooting for the raptors? Count me in. The biggest con is literally HOW DID THE PARK EVER GET MADE?! It has been nothing but disaster since the outset, so let's invite 20,000+ people daily? Sure, yeah.
- •The Lost World (Jurassic Park 2)The only time I've ever liked Vince Vaughn. Need I say more?
- •Jurassic Park 3HOW ARE ALAN AND ELLIE NOT TOGETHER? WHY CAN'T YOU TWO CRAZY KIDS WORK THINGS OUT?!