There are Two Types of People in the World

  1. People who read directions vs. People who live dangerously
  2. People who lick the bowl vs. People who cannot experience whimsy
  3. People who use Comic Sans vs. ADULTS
  4. People who use the incorrect "you're" vs. People who yell about the correct "you're" in that sentence
  5. People who like cilantro vs. People who HATE cilantro
  6. People who have "eclectic" taste in music vs. People who like "everything except country"
  7. People who understand the obscure pop culture reference you just made vs. People who look quizzical and laugh awkwardly
  8. People who say, "I'm a terrible cook!" vs. People who say, "Oh I never follow recipes."
  9. People who grew up as only children vs. People who eat quickly, shower quickly, and hide their favorite foods because they grew up with HEATHENS
  10. People who change their hair all the time vs. People who say, "My hair feels so short!" after getting a trim
  11. People who say they don't really like pugs vs. People who have met a pug
    I mean look at that face.