Things That Bother My Husband More Than They Should

Direct quotes.
  1. The term "shark infested waters"
    "They're not infesting it, that's just where sharks live."
  2. The feeling of cornstarch on his fingers
    *shudders*
  3. The bitter last sip of tea
  4. Bugs
    Just in general.
  5. Dirty windshields
  6. People who drag their dogs by the collar
  7. "Your program unexpectedly quit, would you like to send a report?" Computer notifications
    "I'm not trying to snitch on you, just do your job."