CHAPTER TITLES FOR MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

Which will be accurately titled "Everyone I love, loves everyone but me."
  1. It all started with a lot of eyeliner
  2. Panic! At the disco (and everywhere else for that matter)
  3. "You haven't gained any weight since the last time I saw you"
  4. Are you sure you're not a whore?
  5. It was "nothing personal"
  6. Nobody likes a ghost
  7. Terrifying thoughts of what the future holds