SIGNS YOU'RE HAVING A LESS THAN STELLAR EVENING
- •It's snowing. More like, it's down-pouring, snow.
- •If anyone wanted real entertainment tonight, they should just come and watch you struggle to transfer a SIM card to your new iPhone. Yea. Technologically challenged.
- •It's snowing.
- •You just made some food so bad you're fairy certain no stray dog would look twice at it.
- •Your ex finally changed his Netflix password...
- •Going out if the house for a drink would require dressing up, putting on layers of hats and mitts, finding a coat that's the equivalent to Leo's bear fur in Revenant, and then organizing your dog sled.
- •You thought it'd be 'intelligent', 'healthy',and 'adult' to not stock up on pizza and other snacks for the weekend. Good thing New Years resolutions are soon to expire.
- •Did I mention it's snowing?