1. Sarah at one point was like "this is the book I read my kids at night. It has no words."
    How the fuck do you read it then, Sarah??
  2. Sarah calls the Taliban
  3. Ok actually not over that last one
  4. How did she get their number?
  5. Did she just google "Taliban" and "phone number"?
  6. Is it toll free?
  7. Do they have an answering machine?