THINGS I'VE HEARD SAID IN WRITERS ROOMS

I said one of these things.
  1. I can't watch black and white movies.
  2. I've never seen Monty Python.
  3. We did that on The Torkelsons.
  4. I don't watch our episodes. (from a showrunner)
  5. Thank God we're invading Iraq.
  6. But this was back when AIDS was a thing.
  7. The only silver bullet that will help the show run more smoothly is the one [our showrunner] puts in his own head.
  8. Larry David might come through here for a location scout but do not look at him.
  9. Stop crying.
  10. [after a pilot table read] The network threw out our script so let's pitch on some show ideas that could take place on the sets we've already built.