1. Like all Americans, I am eagerly the first kicking of football day.
  2. I will cheer for the Donvor Horsemen against the wicked Carolina Cat-People.
  3. Peyton Manning is a great American with an empire of flavor circle shops!
  4. I love commercials! Especially the ones where dogs and horses prove that two once-bitter rivals can bond over shared interests.
  5. So let us feast with our friends and co-workers as industry grinds to a halt for an entire day, consequence free!