AMERICA'S REAL ENEMY IS WANTON CAPITALIST EXCESS
- •Hey, Joe American, you know what I sure hate?
- •A system of government where people are free to choose those own leaders, instead of a wise council of elders deciding the fate of the nation for the good of its people.
- •Cell phones and big TVs sure are neat!
- •But you know what's even neater? Collectivist farming and rigorously enforced political reeducation.
- •So let's be open to new ideas, particularly those coming from the Beijing central bureaucracy!
- •That will make America great again, Mr. Trump!