1. What is more fun than meeting Listapp friends at a filthy American dive bar?
  2. Meeting Listapp friends in international waters far from rule of law!
  3. Oh what wonderful rock and roll fun to be had! Hot coffee! Johnny Walker! Marlboro cigarettes!
  4. All you need to bring is your bathing suit
  5. A large amount of cash
  6. And contact information for your wealthiest relatives
    This for insurance purposes
  7. Coordinates of meetup to follow
  8. Let's keep this very secret and share coordinates with no one--how fun!