IDENTIFY FOXCONN WORKERS WHO HAVE SPOKEN TO FOREIGN JOURNALISTS SO I CAN PLAY A FUNNY PRANK ON THEM

  1. I sure do love pranks. Especially on dissenters at one of China's glorious industrial manufacturing conglomerates.
    Look at me, the king of all jokes.
  2. Please help me identify all Foxconn workers who have spread lies and untruths to foreign journalists so I can play a funny practical joke on them and their families!
  3. If you know of any, please write their home address and any distinguishing physical characteristics below. So many good jokes ahead!