Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. my prom was held in an abandoned quarry
  2. I volunteered to be part of the committee that arrived early to kill all the rats
  3. Each of us on the rat committee was given a sharpened broom handle to work with
  4. At one point the killing became so frenzied that I accidentally stabbed myself in the foot
  5. Basically a very typical prom experience that anyone from Iowa relates to!
  6. The school commander noticed that despite my injury I continued killing rats without complaining and rewarded me with a slight nod
  7. Later my date was taken away and shot for hiccuping without the proper permits
  8. Very typical prom for a regular old Iowa boy like me!