WHAT WONDERFUL THINGS DO PANDAS DO? LET US INVESTIGATE

  1. Pandas can aid in transition of power between powerful rulers.
  2. Pandas have a fierce sense of nationalism that should be emulated at all costs.
  3. The average panda knows true justice.
  4. What a playful joker, eating our glorious American leader like that! Let us marvel at our unrestricted system of free speech.
  5. Panda bears make strong and noble military commanders.
  6. During the full moon, pandas will do their special dance!
  7. What industrious workers Pandas are. A healthy country is a strong country!
  8. All hail the glory of the bible panda!