WHAT WONDERFUL THINGS DO PANDAS DO? LET US INVESTIGATE
- •Pandas can aid in transition of power between powerful rulers.
- •Pandas have a fierce sense of nationalism that should be emulated at all costs.
- •The average panda knows true justice.
- •What a playful joker, eating our glorious American leader like that! Let us marvel at our unrestricted system of free speech.
- •Panda bears make strong and noble military commanders.
- •During the full moon, pandas will do their special dance!
- •What industrious workers Pandas are. A healthy country is a strong country!
- •All hail the glory of the bible panda!