FUN THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED SO FAR IN AUSTIN

I'm here for CUPSI, a national poetry slam competition with @foodnetwork
  1. I asked the guy at the hotel desk if they have grubhub here
  2. I walked into the bathroom and immediately slipped and fell
    The floor was slippery and I was wearing socks and now I have bruises on half of my body
  3. We ordered pizza