The story of this year's tree. 🎄
  1. My dad owns a Christmas tree farm
  2. And he has to save the good trees for customers
    lame
  3. So our trees are always really skinny with sparse branches
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    we've dubbed them Charlie Brown trees
  4. This year there were two next to each other that he was deciding between
  5. But one was pretty nice so he decided to let it grow another year to hopefully fill out a little more
    bad choice. he should really learn to live in the moment
  6. So he cut down this stupid looking tree
  7. and then accidentally BACKED OVER THE NICER TREE WITH HIS TRUCK
    karma for not valuing the aesthetic value of his family's Christmas tree
  8. Bonus: we put comically large bulbs on it
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