I WILL

  1. Bring you soup when you're sick
  2. Hold you when you're sad
  3. Kiss you through the night
  4. Laugh when you fall down
  5. Point out your typos
  6. Tell you when your jokes suck
  7. Check in on you
  8. Encourage you to work hard
  9. Eat your fries
  10. Pay for dinner sometimes
  11. Drive out of my way to see you
  12. Tell you every kind of art you make is great
  13. Help you with your chores
  14. Cancel a date when I remember the Bachelor is on
  15. Watch your dumb shows
    As long as we can snuggle
  16. Listen to music you suggest
  17. Give you honest opinions