PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE SLOGAN IDEAS
- •Jeb Bush: I'm the one my dad didn't love enough to name after himself
- •Ben Carson: Republicans can vote for me and say they're not racist!
- •Chris Christie: I have two first names and one of them is a girl's!
- •Hillary Clinton: vote for me, a lady and also maybe a human chipmunk hybrid because look at my cheeks?
- •Ted Cruz: maybe u remember me from my many films, mission impossible. What? No don't - don't do that don't open IMDb.
- •Bernie Sanders: make history by electing me, the first president so old that he's actually already dead