CONVERSATIONS WITH MY 13 YEAR OLD BEFORE BED

Oh my
  1. Does it hurt when you are dead? What if it hurts? (I am too tired for deep and existential at this point)
  2. You should only say holy sh*t if you pray to your actual sh*t! Good point.
  3. What's Disney like? I really want to go to Disney. Something vacuous, this I can entertain late on a weeknight!
  4. One of my friends would do drugs, he has ADHD, he does drugs- ADHD drugs. I sometimes do drugs (he takes his own drugs sporadically...sh*t.) I think he should think about always doing drugs.
  5. Kids in my school are doing MiraKuru...(quick frantic Google look up on my phone...) that is a made up drug from DC comics!
  6. Help, this parenting thing!