CONVERSATIONS WITH MY 13 YEAR OLD BEFORE BED
- •Does it hurt when you are dead? What if it hurts? (I am too tired for deep and existential at this point)
- •You should only say holy sh*t if you pray to your actual sh*t! Good point.
- •What's Disney like? I really want to go to Disney. Something vacuous, this I can entertain late on a weeknight!
- •One of my friends would do drugs, he has ADHD, he does drugs- ADHD drugs. I sometimes do drugs (he takes his own drugs sporadically...sh*t.) I think he should think about always doing drugs.
- •Kids in my school are doing MiraKuru...(quick frantic Google look up on my phone...) that is a made up drug from DC comics!
- •Help, this parenting thing!